THE HOTEL
For the 2011 Big Bad Bike Ride
Accommodation will be provided at:
Peebles Hotel Hydro
Innerleithen Road
Peebles
Scotland
EH45 8LX
Telephone: 01721 720602
Email: reservations@peebleshydro.co.uk
DIRECTIONS
By car: Peebles is a 4 hour drive from York, and 30 miles south of Edinburgh. You can either go up the A1 to Newcastle, then take the A696 via Jedburgh and Melrose to Peebles, but the quickest route is straight up the A74(M), and then the A701 via Moffat, then the B712 to Peebles.
By helicopter: There is a helicopter landing pad and providing you have a big chopper, you can land at the hotel with no extra charge.
By train / plane: Edinburgh is the nearest airport / train station. There are buses to Peebles (no. 62A) which take an hour, or hire a taxi for about £60.
People should make their own travel arrangements and arrive by evening on Friday 16th of September. A de-briefing will be at the bar at 9pm on the Friday night.
GRAHAM'S EXTRA INFO
“ They dont build hotels like this anymore. In fact, the hotel wasn't built... it just appeared from an Agatha Christie novel. It's perched on a hill made of steel, and overlooks the beautiful scottish countryside.
“ It has a huge swimming pool full of Irn Bru. You can play golf, tennis, putting, and with each other.
“ Every room has its own personal swedish masseuse, BOSE soundsystem, 3D TV, and complimentary iPad 2. There is a bell where you can summon your personal servant to iron your kilt. Viagra tablets are extra. ”
THE COST
£169 per person
This includes:
- Two nights (16th - 17th september)
- Full scottish breakfast each morning
- Gala dinner
- A party
- Sex, sex, violence, sex, and rock and roll
- The Gay Gordons
- and one major hangover
Most rooms are doubles or twins, and they will be allocated on a complete bribary and corruption basis.




